happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
farters have to be the big spoon...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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