she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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