is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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