she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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