When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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