It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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