I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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