we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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