Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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