Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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