I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
vagina is talking i cant
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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