That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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