Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
this is an emotional support booty call
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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