After last night, I could never be a politician.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize