hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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