ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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