nut hugger
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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