The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Randomize
