My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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