u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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