just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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