There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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