Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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