I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
another moral hangover. fuck.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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