addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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