I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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