well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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