he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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