I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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