I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We got so high we made milksteak
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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