i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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