Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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