Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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