You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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