i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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