Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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