nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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