Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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