Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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