just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
bring money and cleavage
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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