i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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