Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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