Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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