"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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