she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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