If i come over, it means nothing
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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