Me. At least after what I've been through.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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