i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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