I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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