Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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