'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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