And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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