we have officially mastered the walk of shame
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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