the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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