She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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