she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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