You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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